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“A good girl gives you happiness and a
bad girl gives you experience both are essential in life so enjoy every
girlfriend!”
- Anonymous.
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“You should never underestimate the
power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.”
- Anonymous.
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“Because I have a girlfriend, I try
and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”
- Joe Rogan |
“There's only two people in your life you should lie
to... the police and your girlfriend.”
- Jack Nicholson
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“Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband.
If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.”
- Orson Welles
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“If you have a girlfriend and still
can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend”
- M.F. Moonzajer |
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“Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with
anybody you don't love.”
- Jack Nicholson
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“I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd
be mad at me for saying that.”
- Mitch Hedberg
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“Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices.
You are one of them.”
- Anonymous.
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“Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate
me because your girlfriend thinks I am.”
- Anonymous.
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“Thanks to arranged marriages: There
are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.”
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana |
“Seeing your ex with someone uglier than
you. Awesome.”
- Anonymous.
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“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did
you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'”
- Steven Wright
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“My girlfriend told me to go out and
get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.”
- Anonymous.
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“If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does
become life and death.”
- Ben Kingsley
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“My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.”
- Jay London
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“I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date
her because I love her.”
- Adam Levine
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“My girlfriend has been the ice.”
- Apolo Ohno
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“The Girlfriend Experience' was
definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other
opportunities.”
- Sasha Grey
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“When you have a Thai girlfriend you never lose her - you just sometimes lose your place in the queue” - Warren Olson |
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“Algebra is my favorite subject...because
you can replace my X without asking me Y.”
- Anonymous.
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“When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know
why.”
- Scott Baio
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“When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by
women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie
like that anymore.”
- Matt Dillon
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“I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know,
the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me.”
- Joey Lauren Adams
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“Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding
a new girlfriend.”
- Phil Ochs
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“Dude, your girlfriend is so far past
high maintenance even the janitor quit.”
- Samantha Young |
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“I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl
that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives you a second
look.”
- Anonymous.
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“Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate
me because your girlfriend thinks I am.”
- Anonymous.
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“Once a cheater is always a cheater
he/she will never change it is best to move on and never look back!”
- Anonymous.
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“My career is my girlfriend.”
- Aaron Carter
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“You should never underestimate the
power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.”
- Anonymous.
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“When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll
get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.”
- Seth Meyers
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“So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and
settle down. But it's fun to be single.”
- Brody Jenner
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“Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.”
- Anonymous.
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“I want to be the girl who makes your bad days better, and the one that makes you say, 'My life has changed since I met her.”
- Anonymous.
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“I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to
hurt her.”
- Charlie Simpson
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“My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned
how to unbutton the back of a sweater!”
- Breckin Meyer
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“I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.”
- Deion Sanders
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“My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.”
- Robbie Amell
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“My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a
better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.”
- Dwight York
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