“Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t even know!”
- Anonymous.
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“In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!”
- Anonymous.
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“facebook is like a refrigirator you get boared and keep checking but nothing ever changed”
- Anonymous.
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“facebook, the place where most people post their problem for everyone to see,except the person with whom they are having the problem with”
- Anonymous.
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“Face your problems, don’t facebook them.”
- Anonymous.
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“Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know.”
- Anonymous.
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“If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called "status cling.”
- Jessica Park |
“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
- Bill Maher |
“Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook's privacy policy”
- Sunil Raina |
“Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored.”
- Anonymous.
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“The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?”
- Anonymous.
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”Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities”
- Anonymous.
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“Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.”
- Anonymous.
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“Why is it that there is an Unlike button only after you Like it?”
- Anonymous.
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“Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.”
-Mokokoma Mokhonoana |
“Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!”
- Anonymous.
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“Facebook says we’re ‘Friends’ but, trust me, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!”
- Anonymous.
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“I confess... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness.”
-Michelle M. Pillow |
“Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.”
- Anonymous.
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“I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.”
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“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
-Bill Maher |
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!”
-Gemini Adams |
“Facebook WANTS you to be an a-hole. And if you're not already, they will show you how.”
-Janelle Randazza |
“I want a real relationship; not a facebook one”
- Anonymous.
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“You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.”
-Amy Kinzer |
“I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.”
- Anonymous.
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“The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates”
- Anonymous.
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”The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently.”
-Mark Zuckerberg
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“I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.”
-Betty White
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“I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me.”
-Salman Rushdie
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“Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected.”
-Mark Zuckerberg
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“Facebook are an amazing team, a brilliant team. It's a technology that brings people together.”
-Bono
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“If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.”
-Denis Leary
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“Facebook is not your friend, it is a surveillance engine.”
-Richard Stallman
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“When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.”
-Betty White
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“I'm not on Facebook. I have a sort of anonymous account that I check, like, once every six months every time Facebook rolls out a new feature.”
- Evgeny Morozov
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“I wouldn't know how to be on Facebook if my life depended on it.”
-Sarah Jessica Parker
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“There are 500 million people on Facebook, but what are they saying to each other? Not much.”
- Elmore Leonard
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“Facebook is not an unstoppable juggernaut. There are a lot of other things people can do on the web.”
- Fred Wilson
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“Facebook can be an accumulation of different intelligences.”
-Yuri Milner
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